"Jupiter? Why didn't you eat your fried rice at lunch today?"
"Because it still tasted too much like rice."
"So, wait. You like fried rice because it doesn't taste like rice?"
"Yeah. And, I can't eat the leftover rice from lunch, because I put my apple juice in it."
"Why did you put your apple juice in it?"
"Because I couldn't throw the apple juice away."
(I should have known to stop earlier. But I couldn't help myself.)
"Why didn't you DRINK the apple juice?"
"I didn't want it." (Duh).
"Well, then why did you open the apple juice if you didn't want it?"
"Well, I did want it then. Then I didn't want it."
21 hours ago